Thank Gawd for global warming. This last winter I paid less to heat my home, and have my driveway plowed.

I can already see the grass on my lawns and the snow (what little there was) has already started to receed. It’s still early March.

I’m really digging this climate change stuff.

I think I’ll go light the BBQ and stuff more CO2 into the atmosphere, just to help “global warming” along a bit…